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What if the world were a village of 100 people? 

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look like this. There would be:

 57 Asians  21 Europeans
 14 from the Western Hemisphere (North andSouth America)
 8 Africans
 52 would be female 48 would be male
 70 would be non white, 30 white
 70 would be non-Christian, 30 would be Christian
 89 would be heterosexual, 11 homosexual
 59% of the entire world's wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people and all 6 would be citizens of the United States
 80 would live in substandard housing
 70 would be unable to read
 50 would suffer from malnutrition
 1 would be near death, 1 would be near birth
 Only 1 would have a college education and
 Only 1 would own a computer.

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If dogs were our Teachers
If a dog were your teacher, you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure
ecstasy.
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and
pout.... run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.


 


 

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours.

 If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

 But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, 
uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free..

..... You either married it or gave birth to it~


 


 


 



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